samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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peychemilke:

teathattast:

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

clarknokent:

thebigblackwolfe:

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

antifamutantdown:

base-nappa:

thats-tea:

Video of Drake kissing an Underaged girl, feeling her breasts, learning she’s underaged, then Kissing her again revealed

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Fucking get him tried and prosecuted and away from the fucking public. Y'all bitches who were defending can die off too. I better not ever see his shitface in my dash in a good light ever again.

this is why his nice for what song was always dumb to me. he really just made an anthem for grooming young women.

KILL HIM.

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pelkoja:

nuderefsarebest:

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This is such an evil way to switch around statistics

spoopling:

plush-size-cutie:

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catsi:

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….

myspacebabe2007:

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sovietnam:

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mariiluuluu:

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